I feel very naive and unworldly......such weird shit never occurred to me

You have come to the right place to view some of the bizarre and twisted elements of human nature my son. Given in a relatively benign humorous format. You won't get crushed, but you might GET RAPED!!

Jhul:

There is no lower limit on human stupidity.

Every time you think you've seen and heard it all you'll be proved wrong within 24 hours.

More than half of the worlds non-auto accidental deaths are preceeded by the words ' Hey, Watch this!'

Crushed bunnies don't even scratch the surface. There is also shit, strangulation, vomit, ass eels, octopussy and things that even I can't imagine.

Watch out for horses.

Don't pick up the soap

Indeed. As George Carlin put it: Just think how stupid the average person is... then remember that fully half the people on the planet are even dumber than that.