Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Oct 31
 
Sadly, she has more issues than she has tattoos.
 
 
vasudevaTue Oct 31
 
I have been fired from every job I have ever had for having sex on the job.

I had affairs on my first husband to the point where he killed himself.

I have had almost thirty affairs on Britni, and my marriage with her is in shambles.

I will betray anyone, at any time, to have sex with men or women.


Hahaha. AWESOME.
 
 
andrew748Tue Oct 31
 
her tattoos read like a red neck sex manual
 
 
metatronTue Oct 31
 
MICHELLE: I hope my story has been able to help people — I can be contacted at HawtBiGirl@aol.com.

*SNIFFLE* Your story, so inspiring! Thank you for helping me!

 
 
ghostriderTue Oct 31
 
I did have one nurse in a mental hospital go down on me after asking a few questions about my tattoos. Nice.

At least she answers her email.
 
 
fastvfrTue Oct 31
 
I wouldn't fuck that self-hating, misbegotten specimen with a stolen dog dick.

'Spreading The Disease', indeed.
 
 
JhulDinTue Oct 31
 
truth in advertising...skank
 
 
ghostriderTue Oct 31
 
^ Last two posters are full of shit. you'd both eat that shit with a spork. Admit it.
 
 
DumbskullTue Oct 31
 
We call girls like her, members of the Ho Train. They hang out, get banged are passed around and are damn proud of it.
 
 
dagwoodTue Oct 31
 
I'd hit it-twice
Then she'd prolly want me to get a tat for her.
 
 
SexNinjaTue Oct 31
 
She does answer her email-or at least pays some fat sweaty nerd to do it for her.

:swoon:
 
 
CrackalackinTue Oct 31
 
Hmm, and I'm currently in Denver. COINCIDENCE?
 
 
breezysummerdayTue Oct 31
 
Hmm, last swarmer to join: Gashbucket. COINDICENCE?
 
 
JohnLeninTue Oct 31
 
wow, STD free? really? ....are you SURE?
 
 
uartWed Nov 01
 
she sounds like the perfect woman..
 
 
IHateRegisteringFri Nov 03
 
Ugh. Sad, sad, sad.
 
 
SupermanFri Nov 03
 
How many days will this swarm swim?
 
 
fallenTue Feb 27
 
in all honesty...I did hit that. Long before all the tatts and her husband killing himself. Everything makes sense now.
 
 
ghostriderTue Feb 27
 
^ Prove it.
 
 
fallenTue Feb 27
 
hehe i knew that was coming, when i get home from work i will post a pic or two...maybe three. :)
 
 
sunny77Wed Feb 28
 
^DO NOT WANT

i almost thought this was a repeat until the comment dates became clear.

FYI, Noob: don't come here commenting on a-million-year-old links unless you're voting on behalf of the OCS.

and why did you (supposedly) take pics of yourself banging a nymphotic slut that no one cares about? this should say much about your charactor (ie, lack thereof).
 
 
vasudevaWed Feb 28
 
FYI, Sunny: don't be a cunt to noobs just because you can. It's never as amusing as you wish it was. Trust me.

If there are pictures, of course we want to see them. This is the I-net.
 
 
sunny77Wed Feb 28
 
amusement was not my intent, mr. deva.
 
 
clavis_apocalypticaeWed Feb 28
 
Sunny counseling others on character?

Now that's some hypocrisy I can sink my teef into.

P.S. Post-haste with the jizzmop pics, clownshoes.
 
 
vasudevaWed Feb 28
 
Sunny: amusement was not my intent, mr. deva

Don't dick the newbs, was mine, miniscule crapfish.
 
 
fallenWed Feb 28
 
aww soo sorry sunny77 to rain on your net parade...im such a noob, spank me. I havent had much time to scour teh net as much as I wish I could have in the past year, but damn can a guy do some catchin up without getting crap for it? My bad again for (supposedly) enjoying threesomes. Character...teehee..yeah..anywho on to more important things. I havent got my scanner hooked up so i got crappy pictures of pictures..yea they are that old, like ten years ago this happened, I can only assume some of ya were young and dumb at one point and not all angels. Ah well I was just trying to enjoy the site here and have some fun. Heres the pics. Dont want to see then gosh im sure there are a few more areas you could be on this site. the noob has spoken.

Peep my mad photoshop skills!!
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j70/recon_photos/P10301501.jpg
tat on her ankle she talks about in her lil column

PS...its only been 5 months ;) cant we all just get along?
 
 
vasudevaWed Feb 28
 
I like it. This is actually all the more believable given her proclivities -- that is, one day, everyone and their grandmother might be able to say 'Yeah, we all fucked her.'

UNLESS SOMEONE CAN STOP HER IN TIME.
 
 


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