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| | | | | | | | | | | The short version:
'... Gary Helms, Jr., raped his... mother... at Willow Terrace Trailer Park... passed out drunk on the couch... sick.' | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | Level on up to momrape country. Welcome -- to the land of good taste. | | | |
| | | | | | | That dude is gonna have a weird christmas. | | | |
| | | | | | | Wait a minute. . . everybody is missing the fact this happened in ALABAMA. Sex with your Mom is acceptable there - BUT you have to get her permission first.
That's where this guy fucked up. . . | | | |
| | | | | | | what the fuck scenario allows for this to make sense as 'revenge'? | | | |
| | | | | | | Ever eat lima beans?
Godawful. | | | |
| | | | | | | Well you see guitar_jon, mothers love certain children more than others. Often, they will express this in front of the other children, such as the following example:
'I love your brother more than you!'
'....!
I'mma rape you bitch'
'o_O' | | | |
| | | | | | | Oh, just fucking wonderful. Now I'm gonna have to hear my CRJ professor (teacher/cop) bitch about it in class tonight. I fucking HATE north alabama. At least the only real problem with birmingham (my residence) is the faggot and negroe infestation. That assfuck is giving those of us residing in alabama a really bad rap. Somebody'll kill him; I can feel it in the air. | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | haha, sunny is a hateful redneck. MAKE ME SOME MOONSHINE, BITCH. | | | |
| | | | | | | Reminds me of those long hot summers at my Grandmas house. I love you Grandma!!!!!! | | | |
| | | | | | | Sorry, Mom-You just looked so hot there sprawled across the sofabed with drool comin off'n yer chin and reekin of Heaven Hill, I thought you was Bobby's girlfriend.
Momma, could you put some money on my books? | | | |
| | | | | | | I've got something to say... | | | |
| | | | | | | has it occurred to anyone else that maybe the 'girlfriend' that the argument started over was really 'mom'? | | | |
| | | | | | | That'll teach that bitch to not make meatloaf again. | | | |
| | | | | | | Are you sleepin ma?  | | | |
| | | | | | | ooowwwwwwwww....MY EYES!!!! | | | |
| | | | | | | holy crap, it looks like she's got front-butt. | | | |
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