That asshole was shooting for a movie deal.
New Orleans Love Story:
(Scene opens with dude writing on a torn paper bag sitting at a dirty wooden table)
I've known for ever how horrible of a person I am—ask anyone—and decided to quit my jobs and spend the 1,500 dollars cash I had being happy until I killed myself. So, that's what I did: good food, good drugs, good strippers, good friends and any loose ends I may have had. I didn't contact any of my family. So that'll explain the shock. And had a fantastic time living out my days...It's just about time now.'