China: Keem! You stand there! We kick balls! Hard!
We no want you to throw nuclear tough guy wrench into burgeoning Chinese economic machine plans.
We on way to owning US, like we do you.
You no have delivery system anyway, fool.
What are ya ? Nuts?
Korea: I solly. You right. Kim bad. OOF!
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