Im trying this tonight....

cut the fat off of a whole bunch of bacon and tie it all together in one long chain of fat. Then, tie a string to the end and swallow while holding the string. Now, pull the whole thing out of your throat which will make you vomit, curing your hangover. TiH suggests that you always consult a physician before tying a string to something ­ swallowing it ­ then pulling it out of your throat.

^ If you tie the string to little piece of the fat and then feed it to a duck, it will pass straight through the duck in just a few minutes. If you then feed it to another duck, the same will happen. If you use a long enough piece of string, you can build a whole chain of ducks.

Drink water, a lot of water, before going to bed or passing out.

Alcohol inhibits the production of ADH (anti-diuretic hormone) in the pituitary gland--forcing us drunkards to repeatedly run to the bathroom to relieve ourselves. Of course, we not only excrete away what we've imbibed in the last 30 minutes, but also other essential body moisture and salts. It is this dehydration that causes our brains to physically swell and pound against the insides of our little skulls. So replacing the water you've pissed away during the night will alleviate the most uncomfortable morning-after side effects, though you'll probably have to piss like a racehorse when you come to.

I have always liked slamming a beer first thing in the morning. that has always kicked in the good morning feelings. then I head to the hood bar for about 6 or 12 bloody mary's.