$tar War$: An Open Letter To George Lucas
The 'new' Star Wars DVD releases were the straw that broke this fanboy's neck. Ranting and raving FAO George 'Moneybags' Lucas.

by MrSnuggly 1523 Reads
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LORDKAHUNAMon Sep 11
 
Voters: Tagnut guitarjon123 dragonstaff freakbass shitbox dagwood fastlane Shai-Hulud
Reason: mmm, pork | | shut up faggot | | | |


Unrejecting until the AQ can squeeze out a better reject reason.
 
 
ragooMon Sep 11
 
I don't bother to type reject reasons anymore, because most of us can't see them anyway. This got a -1 from me because it was a terribly whiny personal rant. And because I will be compelled to buy this new box set to keep my collection complete.
 
 
vasudevaMon Sep 11
 
Haha. GO AQ!

Who wants to build the coffin?
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Sep 11
 
*handsup*
 
 
dragonstaffMon Sep 11
 
I didn't put a reason in for my -1 either, but I gave that because it just one more idiotic wankfest from some loser with nothing better to do with his time than go to conventions dressed as Darth Vader and complain that new technology in SFX makes the new movies different from the old ones etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum.
Rejection is deserved .
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Sep 11
 
See, now the healing begins.
 
 
SexNinjaMon Sep 11
 
shit link
 
 
MrSnugglyMon Sep 11
 
Read the post again, jackass. Nowhere does this guy say he goes to conventions, dresses up as Vader or makes his woman parade around in a gold bikini. He's an adult (with a kid on the way) who puts forth a pretty bloody good argument why we shouldn't give George Lucas any more money; the childhood magic is gone, it's all about money.

He's just as angry at himself for falling to the Dark Side than he is at Lucas.
 
 
SexNinjaMon Sep 11
 
He's still a goddamned nerd who took time he could have spent working on being a good father and used it to write a bunch of whiny, worthless bullshit about an ancient series of a stale genre.
 
 
vasudevaMon Sep 11
 
YEAH! DRAGONSTAFF! NO MENTION OF CONVENTIONS! YOU LOSE AND THE INTERNET WINS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ONCE AGAIN! HAR-HA!

On the other hand, aren't angry little rants about Mr. Lucas a little fucking played out -- moreover, didn't they finally jump their own shark when episode 3 came out sometime last year?

Finally, McSnoogles, don't you know of any other websites? This is the fifth time you've submitted this shiznit.co.uk thing.
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Sep 11
 
Now I'm glad I unrejected this, just for the snuggly part.
 
 
MrSnugglyMon Sep 11
 
Man, some people forget this sometimes. This is the internet: it was built for bitching about movies. The 'get a life' argument is kinda redundant. If I walked around all day with a 'I Hate George Lucas' billboard on, then maybe then your argument would apply, but online, we're all as spazzy as each other.

Star Wars shark jumping arguments will be put to rest the day George Lucas stops fucking around with the Holy Trilogy and leaves it the hell alone.
 
 
casmharMon Sep 11
 
Long live Dune!

Star wars is rookie wookie shit

Try Asimov, Heinlien, etc.
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Sep 11
 
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casmharMon Sep 11
 
 
 
nocalMon Sep 11
 
Haha, 'the holy trilogy.'
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilMon Sep 11
 
you goons oughtta let people comment on their links in the alphaqueue, and only the ones that submit them.

Let it be a trial by a thousand blows.
 
 
tantrumMon Sep 11
 
SITUATION: DIRE!
 
 
vasudevaMon Sep 11
 
TurdSnurgler: This is the internet: it was built for bitching about movies.

OK, I won't say you're wrong there.



Star Wars shark jumping arguments will be put to rest the day George Lucas stops fucking around with the Holy Trilogy and leaves it the hell alone.

He is done. Isn't he? Episode 3 is long buried. If he isn't -- if there is somehow more Star Wars to be had and furiously disenjoyed, and you're for some reason keeping tabs on these developments -- then I respectfully submit the whole get-a-fucking-life argument.

NB: LAST POST; SERIOUSLY NOT GETTING SUCKED INTO A STAR WARS ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET.
 
 
casmharMon Sep 11
 
 
 
AcheronTue Sep 12
 
I thought episode III was the height of cinematic glory, I don't know where this guy gets the idea that is was anything other than first-rate.
 
 
fastlaneTue Sep 12
 
Stop raping the corpse.

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metatronTue Sep 12
 
I keep seeing these Star Wars re-release on DVD commercial. The one where they interview the whole family about the movie and they each have their own 'favorite thing'. It was while watching this commercial the other night that I finally decided that Star Wars is some gay-ass bullshit. Not because of the story or the 'hollywood magic' behind it, but because of all the idiots out there who care so fucking much about it.

Yes, Lucas is an asshat. Yes, Star Wars nerds really ruined the fun for everybody. Lucas begat Star Wars Fans begat Lucas. Do you see what I'm getting at?

BTW- WHO APPROVED THIS LINK? I PAY GOOD MONEY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS LINKSWARM DEMOCRACY.
 
 
JohnLeninWed Sep 13
 
since when the fuck has pork not been the perfect reason for anything?
 
 


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