I was going to -1 this, until I read the part where he kept the charger in his asshole as well. Then like 20 minutes later, my ex sent me the link to this story.

...which reminded you where your misplaced phone charger was located?

for me it was a yes vote before I even read it

i wonder if the chrager was one of those prongs-fold-in deals or if they were always sticking out....

...which reminded you where your misplaced phone charger was located?

Yeah, so I held a gun to her head while I fished it out...

I always thought that would be a good place to put your keys so you wouldn't lose them (necessarily).

Yeah, so I held a gun to her head while I fished it out...

Oh, you make me LOL, you fuking piker :>

Haha ^^^

Mara Salvatrucha, incidentally, is an extremely brutal and extreme gang, and I'm surprised they didn't fish out an AR-15 or some shit like that too. Or a bunch of grenades attached to pubes (see Mad Bull, the anime -- couldn't find an image to link to)

LOL, some poor bitch is the gangs phone booth.