WotakTue Sep 05
 
*ONLINE* audio aggregator?

Where else would you need an aggregator to surf audio, fruity pants?
 
 
tantrumTue Sep 05
 
oh whuut?
 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
Go fuck yourself, you ridiculous ten-cent-headed mime.
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Yes, but I have a penis.
 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
Assuming that's actually true, get it out of your mouth and get back to ripping off news.google.com. The world needs your whimsical unicorn-giggle flavor of asshattery.

That last sentence isn't true at all, which I feel obligated to point out since you're a fucking moron.
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Geeze, thanks Blondie.

I'll prize the beauty of that knowledge for as long as it takes me to type this post.

...and yeah, the whole 'it must be in yer mouth' thing really caught me off guard, your super original brotherfucker!

 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
So what's up with chaotictruth.com? I miss visiting it. :(
 
 
tantrumTue Sep 05
 
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
 
 
SexNinjaTue Sep 05
 
oh wotak

*fiddles w/ clit manically
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
I killed it :)~

Now I have a lot more time to spend on my favorite site with my favorite nigger lickers.

YES!

...step the fuck off QWERTY.

This love affair is between vasudeva and my bologna.

You can have the fag that falls asleep first.

 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Dewd, you can do better than a web2.0 hard-on-fag-gobbler-OFFICIAL-seal.

I love you... you faggoty online audio aggregator whore.



 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
BTW, who voted on that queer assed link?
 
 
metatronTue Sep 05
 
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Looking at your tits.

Can you dress those up in white, please?
 
 
mundhraTue Sep 05
 
BTW, who voted on GOOOGLE BOMBS!!?!!?



 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
as is your endless neckbeard, faga-tard.
 
 
mundhraTue Sep 05
 
why don't you also make fun of my hair color, you played out shit?
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
All I can really make out from that photo is a neckbeard , a fat head and a mouth full of fag.

Excuse my inability to care beyond those simple bullet points, yogurt dick.


BTW - who voted for this shitty link?
 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
Wotak is back with piss and a vengeance! He's going to tear up this town and be a hot new celebrity overnight! With his gold-plated new 'tude, ain't nothing gonna break his stride! 'YOU KNOW WHAT, WORLD?' he shouts with hardcore feeling, high on the minor success of [INSERT SOME MEAGER LIFE ACCOMPLISHMENT]. 'I REALLY AM FUKING AWESOME! I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO LINKSWARM AND REALLY TEACH THOSE STUPID COOL GUYS A THING OR MAYBE TWO THINGS! THEN THEY'LL LOVE ME! OR HATE ME! OR FINALLY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IN ANY CASE! LET'S GO!' [post]. [post]. [post]. [post]. [post]. [post]. [post].

Sadly though, this would all suck even if it wasn't you, and it has the special sour-milk promise that when you wind back down and stop being mildly novel with your diarrhea, it's going to be tripey fuking wotak again.

So as long as you're here and burning through the self-respect you've somehow managed to temporarily scrabble up for yourself, I baked you a cake.



Let's make it a pizza party for your birthday!
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Howcome I make your balls boil?

All I asked was: 'WHO IN THE FUCK VOTED FOR THIS SHIT LINK?'

Answer: nobody.

The 'boss' just threw that lame assed hunk of html up without having to clear the AQ.

Thus; what's the point of the AQ?

...and as much as you pretend to hate me, you seem to THRIVE on the drama you create from my simply showing up.

I love you - you fluffy little blondie minkie.
 
 
mundhraTue Sep 05
 
oh, dude, you're totally excused. i guess sometimes past performance does guarantee future results!

KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD CHEESE DICK... NO, SOUR CREAM DICK... NO, NO, WAIT, I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING...
 
 
vasudevaTue Sep 05
 
I waited 8 minutes for that dreck? Fuck that. I'm going to bed.
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Damn, yoo shoulda not woke up last afternoon captain neckhair.

Me's think's you's be's excused.

Or something retarded like that.
 
 
JohnLeninTue Sep 05
 
you eats poopies
 
 
mundhraTue Sep 05
 
weak effort: D-
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
fuck! minkie went to bed!

Hey, where's my avatar?
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Captain Neckhair; you and I shall meet another day... and I'm going to shove an online audio aggregator straight up your ear.

You little slut, you.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Sep 05
 
THAT'S THE CHAOTICTRUTH, BITCHESES!!
 
 
metatronTue Sep 05
 
Wotak: When would be a good time for me to check back in on this thread? I'm really eager to see the part where you semi-apologize for being an asshat and we all learn more about the human spirit and warmly welcome you in as one of our elite friends.
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Oh, BTW, QWERTY - for the record: Vasudeva fell asleep first.

I'm just sayin'.

meta, what's your beef?

If you've got a better wotak, bring it on.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Sep 05
 
Better Wotak = DED wotak
 
 
tantrumTue Sep 05
 
This isn't fun.

It's sad.

You're like a lonely housewife. Go play with your neglected kid.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Sep 05
 
On second thought, I'm confused. QWERTY hasn't even checked in on this little piece of comedic gold, so why address him?

Do you think QWERTY is actually the homeless guy in the park you blow on your way home from the lickey sto?
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
Geeze, you fags stay up forever.

It's like 12:30 already.

Is this still happening? I'm trying to watch a dirtyjobs marathon.

Clav, you old nut-fluffer, are you still looking for the last word?

 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Sep 05
 
As long as you exist in this world, I'll always have the last word, you contrived piece of shitpie.
 
 
JohnLeninTue Sep 05
 
you may be a piece of pork-pie-vomitsauce... but I liek that show
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
But the fact remains that my existence controlls your actions.

It's as if I were your God. Dance puppet {dry}dance{/dry}

BTW, who voted for this shit link?

I'm just sayin'
 
 
JohnLeninTue Sep 05
 
I am spartacus
 
 
nocalTue Sep 05
 
BTW, who voted for this shit link?

Once upon a time, there was no AQ. There were also no mods, per se. If I recall, Vas manually went through every submission and decided which were good enough to get posted. The AQ idea came about somehow, and he went ahead and implemented it. The idea was that it took the load off and allowed for some of us to feel like more of a community. Sometimes, the mods (including Vas) can bypass the AQ by either approving or rejecting something of their own or that of a submitter. Likewise, they sometimes reject something that has been approved for whatever reason, or they approve something that was rejected.

I typed this out because I'm not sure anyone else cares enough to do it, so hopefully that answers your question.

Also I like this link, A+ would visit again
 
 
WotakTue Sep 05
 
nocal - I can see that I'll need to jam an online audio aggregator up your ear as well. So be it.
 
 
freakbassWed Sep 06
 
I like the link too despite what douchbag 'look at me' wotak says.

I surfed there for a couple hours today. A lot of great content.
 
 
WotakWed Sep 06
 
I will not stop loving any of you because of this.

*happy sigh*
 
 
uartWed Sep 06
 
Wotak, I love it when you visit...

 
 
WotakWed Sep 06
 
me too...

Not to worry. I'm gonna be around a ot for a while!

YES!

(I hope her baby came out ok)
 
 
uartWed Sep 06
 
they were strangling it, I think.
 
 
hoboWed Sep 06
 
The Wotak Fan Club! Population: Wotak!
 
 
government_death_robotWed Sep 06
 
Skinny-dipping in a sea of Wotak.
 
 
freakmachineWed Sep 06
 
Reading this has been 48 comments worth of crazy-ass good times and fun
 
 
ghostriderWed Sep 06
 
Describe Wotak.

Does he look like a bitch ?

WELL, DOES HE !
 
 
SexNinjaWed Sep 06
 
It's you.
 
 
ghostriderWed Sep 06
 
Give us a kiss.
 
 
ghostriderWed Sep 06
   
 
WotakWed Sep 06
 
Is this discussion over now?
 
 
uartWed Sep 06
 
Are you still planning to participate in it?
 
 
mundhraThu Sep 07
 
is this monthly episode of 'dramawhoring with wotak' over now?
 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Sep 07
 
^Dude, you know what happens when you wish out loud.

geez
 
 
wotakFri Dec 14
 
Heh heh!
 
 
wotakFri Dec 14
 
Hey Clav, I got the last word.

:crapshades:
 
 


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