'Gee I'm so excited to go spend all this free money, giggle giggle', Cindy bubbles, missing the obvious: the 'generous' regular wasn't paying her for her delightful conversation, or her adroit use of the mixer gun.

The other shoe will drop in two months, when someone swarms an article about a pretty Kansas bartender found gutted, hanging from a tree.

P.S. I'm a morning person! :))))))))))))))

'she can't think of anything that would have prompted the huge tip'
How about this poor pathetic fool is trying to get blown. Did that ever occur to her ?

IRS take note Pleeeeease !

only in kansas :)

my guess is that it was some lonely widower farmer tipping some of his retirement money to a sexy lil bar-tendress. he probably jerks off on the recipts she gives him.

'I mean, I only emptied his colostomy bag once.'

^but the way you used that straw, that was GEE-NI-US!