$50,000 to make out with Sharon Stone
An American woman has paid $50,000 at a charity auction to snog movie beauty Sharon Stone. SNOG !

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on Tue Aug 12 2003 Add to your ClipSwarm
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KaosthafearedTue Aug 12
 
Hahahaha! Sweeet!
 
 
kHzTue Aug 12
 
for that much cash, you would at least think that there would be some boob grabbing as well. Still, rather SECKSY.
 
 
DunnoWed Aug 13
 
I'd bone Stone
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
Man what a rip off...I only had to pay 50$ and some of my dignity to f@#k some chick in the a$$ last night...Suckers......
 
 
relliWed Aug 13
 
How much did it cost to learn to use those crafty symbols so that we would not know that you typed fuck and ass? You fuckass.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
What are you talking about man...it goes to show who has the brains on this site...I didn't fuck anyone in the ass, If you must know...since you can't figure it out for yourself...I'll retype it here for you now with the "crafty" symbols ommited...
QUOTE "I only had to pay 50$ and some dignity to flick some chick in the arm last night...Suckers.....
Now whos the fuckass....?OOOPS, I mean, F@#K A$$

Gotta love those S&M Chicks...never did that before, but last night was a blast...
 
 
relliWed Aug 13
 
Yes, it certainly shows who has the brains, and I think it pretty clearly illustrates who the fuckass is. It is as unlikely that you fucked anyone in the ass last night as it is that you have $50 to spend on such recreational procreation attempts (try the other hole next time, when you have sex with girls you can put it there instead, try it sometime).
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
Man...why are you so obsessed with sticking things in peoples ass...is there something you want to share with the rest of us here? Like I said before, I flicked her in the arm, it cost me 50$, and she enjoyed it more than me...get over it.
 
 
BloodyBowelsWed Aug 13
 
Im having some personal issues when trying to dealing with a argumentative pile of cat shit
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
Its not cat shit...is it...Oh my god it is...I thought it was self serve chocolate icecream, with no cone. I can change it if need be...here hows this...Just a minute till I find a better one...
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
Better...right?
 
 
BloodyBowelsWed Aug 13
 
Very. you have done us all a great service by removing that unsightly pile from my daily view
 
 
vasudevaWed Aug 13
 
And lucky for jesus, it's retroactive.

Mudvayne: where and how and why did you pay $50 to flick some chick in the arm? And what exactly is this flicking?
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
Where: "Debbies house of pain & pleasure"
How: Easily...I just flicked her...
Why: 50$ is the going rate.
What: just take burning cigarette butts and flick them at her arm...usually we paint on bulls eyes on the arm, and I get different rewards for the closer I come to the center...Sometimes if I splurge and spend a little more, we'll paint a bullseye on her ass, and if I can hit her little brown hole, she'll kick me in the nuts...(If I'm lucky)
 
 
vasudevaWed Aug 13
 
I apologize in advance for what I'm about to say.

Your life is very stupid.
 
 
relliWed Aug 13
 
Flick you, turdteeth.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
WOW...You guys really DO love me...man, I'm so glad I have friends like you that I can count on... I feel so @...OOPS I mean "at" home...just let me know if any of you mofos want to come over sometime, and we'll have our own little game of flicking...but I'll let you guys be the flickers. Thanks.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Wed Aug 13
 
WOW...You guys really DO love me...man, I'm so glad I have friends like you that I can count on... I feel so @...OOPS I mean "at" home...just let me know if any of you mofos want to come over sometime, and we'll have our own little game of flicking...but I'll let you guys be the flickers. Thanks.
 
 


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