^ kill yourself

Too late. He just died in your arms tonight.

Could it have been... something you said!? wtf

Do not waste the ginger, use it for cooking afterwards.

Ginger Chicken

3 tablespoons of peanut oil
1 tablespoon chopped garlic
1 cup chicken, cut into bite sized pieces
1 cup mushroom, sliced
3 tablespoons grated ginger
2 tablespoons fish sauce
2 tablespoons dark soy sauce
2 tablespoons oyster sauce
a pinch of sugar
3 tablespoons chopped onion
2-3 Thai chile peppers
3 tablespoons scallion/green onion, cut into 1' pieces
Thai pepper powder
Mix the fish sauce, soy and oyster sauce ready for use,

Bring the oil to the smoking point in an adequately large wok, and add the chicken and garlic, and stir fry until the chicken begins to change color (this is quite quick, so don't overcook).

Add the sauce and stir until it returns to a bubbling consistency, then add the remaining ingredients, and stir until the chicken is cooked.

I'd rather have it in my ass, thnx.

^ No surprise (LOL)

what do they call it if/when you shove figs up your ass?

^ That's called 'uart' isn't it?

and when you remove it from your ass and then use it to cook chicken, it's called 'sidechaining'

mmm... Assfig Chicken.

Isn't that a punk band? It should be...

i think its guitarjon's band

it is unclear to me whether i could orgasm with no stimulation. any more information on this figging elsewhere?

LINKSWARM WILL HELP YOU DISCOVER YOURSELF... experimentation will commence immediately.

sunny, if you read the article it's pretty clear the object isn't arousal (in and of itself), but rather discomfort.

But mundhra, who reads articles when there's boys around! teehee!

^ there ninja goes, talking about hisself again. *sigh*

what I'm saying is, it would be completely fucking OMFG-HELL-YES if i didn't have to manually do anything to orgasm.

Mundhra: i gathered from the artical that the arousal is so intense that it gets to the point where it's fucking TORTURE without stimulation. Kinda like hot tubs...minus the orgasm.

Kinda like hot tubs...minus the orgasm.

Nooooo.

Kinda like Linkwarm...minus a decapitated cockhead herpe whore.

SHALL WE DARE TO DREAM TOGETHER, SUNNY?

CAN YOU DREAM AT ALL, YOU BRACKISH HARLOT?


!!!

Only if she gets to talk about orgasms in public after. Sexual desirability is the only currency this particular coin pony accepts.



Imagine that shit in front of Winn-Dixie, paint rotted off, grimed up from all the third-world-america white-trash kids whose mommies can spare a quarter to shut up their little animals, and you can almost smell the success oozing like a suppurating wound.

I came across this:



Which somehow made it easy for me to imagine Sunny as a wee-pup, riding a coin operated germ host as you described.

Weird.

Sunny is the germ host. Whoops!

sunny: you gathered wrong. i'd ask you to look up bdsm, but you probably wouldn't read that shit either. here's a rockfact: it's not about conventional sexual situations. this type of person gets off by being in control or by being dominated. being forced to put something uncomfortable up your asshole and not being allowed (or able) to take it out is one of the best things ever to a submissive. doing this to someone is likewise awesome to a dom.

engage your fucking brain once in a while.

uart: fuk yoo