I thought this was pretty funny.

This video is a tragic event in the continuing evolution of our species.

I want to see the video where she kicks the chair out from under her feat and jiggles around a bit.

Holy shit.

And tonight I... looked on my profile [choking up] and this, guy, left me a comment... and he was like... [choking up] he was like 'just shut up and leave us alone you DOUCHE [choking up]... I mean seriously? I've never had someone call me a douche [generalized weeping of grief intermingled with relief now that we're past the ugly bit]

This deserves unrejection of the highest order. Rocks balls, ++, praise be to god in the highest.

i couldn't tear my eyes from this... i kept waiting for her to end it all right there.

'I want an apology...'

She looks like a slut.

Lets refer to this as the 'Linkswarm Effect' -- making people cry anonymously through the internet...

I think we've found the internet's 'Killer App'

The more of this I watch, the more I LOL.

Me too.

I think a better thread idea for your 'linkswarm survivor' thrust would have been 'Who do you think is most likely to cry like this youtube bitch over a meaningless slight?' And then a link to this for illustrative purposes.

ahaha

I want to fuck her so bad.

I mean seriously? I've never had someone call me a douche...

plz prepare for more of this in the future, thx.

notice how she's trying to pull off the tv reporter poise and continually loses it? christ, so much lamer than blogging. honestly.

DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

She’s managed to immortalize herself as “The Douche Girl”.

'I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.'

Internets is serious business.

I'm sorry ,I couldn't watch all of it. I avoid crying women at all costs. Every time I'm around one it means I have to spend money.

Shut up and do some nekked dancin douche bag.

DOUCHE??

LOL

I'd like to drop a few CUNT bombs on her dumb fucking ass and see how much crying she does then!

she just needs to be naked, then it's all good

acutally, if she had a twin, and they were naked, then it would be all good.

No, then it would be REALLY good.

BTW, WELCOME TO LINKSWARM... please introduce yourself properly in the newb forum.

Well, at least she showed me how important it is not to cry here, it is death.

You're venting every other dramatic bodily excretion all over the place. Why draw the line at the eyes?

I thought that she was kinda hot, in a stab you in the genitals while you are sleeping kind of way.

Did anyone else think that it looked staged?

Yeah, there was something enticing about her earnest little white-girls-first-douche weeping. The more she cried the hotter she got. I wish we could find her myspace.

ask and recieve
You tub1e Profile
Myspace Profile

Have at it

Ah, now I get it -- she's Canadian. She probably really HAS never been called a douche.

so, how many of you evil bastards sent her a myspace friend request just so you could make her cry again..?

irony: her myspace name is JOY

She's just so cute =^.^=

glad I refreshed before I posted that again.

'No for real i planned it all guys...no really!'

Boner status: Eye level.

Skeptical.

But I'd still hug her clitoris with tweezers.

OK, I just sent a friend request. How gay is that? Are her viral 15 minutes starting? Will rehab be far behind? How about Jesus or Scientology?

Q: How gay is that? A: 1 whole gay

So sad, so Canadian.

Ahh.. Daddy's lil girl is upset. Here hunny, I have a lollipop just for you.

She wants to meet Huey Lewis and the News ???

Douche.

You are dead to me, Jew-friend.

Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

:( LK, you ruined her for me...

I still intend to bone her. Maybe after some throat-fucking she won't sound so damned Canadian...

Phlebas has seen American Psycho...twice.

Ugh. I just realized why she looked familiar. She looks like a brunette, canadian version of a girl I dated briefly a few years ago. Ugh. I retract my desire to throat-fuck this chick. :(

^ can I she still get the concillatory skull?

Do your worst IMBOLCPP

whats funny is that you have the ability to make your myspace profile private except to friens, she hasnt done that and obviously loves the attentions she is getting.

and I love her back!