Barbie Is In The Big House
'Hi there Mr Prison Guard, I'm Barbie!' Barbie chirped cheerily as she shuffled into the admissions area.
by fl_projekt 1339 Reads
on Thu Aug 10 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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lolz when I grow up I wanna be barbie
 
 
baesparzaFri Aug 11
 
Oh, Barbie! All those lazy summer summer afternoons that I spent marrying you to Ken over at Cindy Jubitz's house, my Mormon friend who live on the other side of Foxley's field. You were so chaste, kissing Ken when he came home from work and helping Skipper pick out her cool new outfit. Really, was this your American Dream?
 
 


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