IT Office Prank
This is what happens when you push creative IT workers too far

by fl_projekt 1530 Reads
on Thu Aug 10 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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boomboomdiggityThu Aug 10
 
so this is what you assholes are doing instead of getting the lastest greatest virus off of my computer... yes, usually get them when i'm downloading porn.
 
 
baesparzaThu Aug 10
 
Balance, my friends, balance.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

There are two forces working here. The need for efficiency and maximum output, if those are your values and those values are certainly reflected in our current capitalist, growth at all costs culture. And, the human factor..., we are not machines and there are other contextual considerations for a human to complete necessary tasks. Currently the human factor runs smack into the capitalist ideal. Perhaps the paradigm is changeing as we grudgingly expand our capitalist values. Billable hours, carbon footprints these are examples of the new factors into cost. However, are you familiar with the Third Wave by Alvin Toeffler. He posited the Information Age back in 1980 when only sexless nerds were building their own Radio Shack home computers in their parents' basements. Just as the Industrial Revolution swept over the the Agricultural Age with prejudice, so to the Information Age sweeps away the behemoth of the Industrial Age. I bring this all up because who hasn't worked in an office where the manager/supervisor shakes his head, but seriously, reminds you not to do this all the time or management will come down on him. Management is a vestige of the regularization if the Industrial Age, just as public education and mass production are. All this is changeing. When does 'efficiency' become devalued in the fight to retain the old system?

Who the fuck cares, is this insightful enough? Suck my cock and swallow.
 
 
ghostriderThu Aug 10
 
Big ol' fatty image huzzah !
 
 
sidechainThu Aug 10
 
The link to _all_ the images wasn't enough eh? Although the computer pictured here is clearly superior to the piece of shit I have at work. Oh, and I agree with baesparza's comments, if not his image-reposting addiction. Also, I have potato peelings in my underpants.
 
 
sidechainThu Aug 10
 
The link to _all_ the images wasn't enough eh? Although the computer pictured here is clearly superior to the piece of shit I have at work. Oh, and I agree with baesparza's comments, if not his image-reposting addiction. Also, I have potato peelings in my underpants.
 
 
fl_projektThu Aug 10
 
....ditto
 
 
vasudevaThu Aug 10
 
Baesparza, directly embedded pictures wider than around 400 pixels in the link comments screws the page up for everyone else, so if your picture is wider than that, upload it to imageshack and use the generated thumbnail code to make a nice little clickable thumbnail here, like so...

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Incidentally, I thought Alvin Toffler had been kind of discredited as a buffoon.
 
 
baesparzaThu Aug 10
 
Like Freud, Vascular? I have used Photobucket, mainly, because I found Imageshack unsatifactory for me for various reasons. Maybe I'll check it out, but I'm not feeling extremely charitable at the moment. I'll just resize them myself, perhaps. Might I suggest an edit function for these editless sections in the absence of automatic resizing or positioningof these photos by the website itself? I suppose I grew lazy by sucking from the corporate teet of of other overacheiving webforums. I apologize.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeThu Aug 10
 
Vas, you forgot to close your '/kidgloves' tag :>
 
 
baesparzaThu Aug 10
 
Have confrontation issues, Clavicle? How corporate and managerial of you.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeThu Aug 10
 
Whoops, EDIT.

I have used Photobucket, mainly, because I found Imageshack unsatifactory for me for various reasons. Maybe I'll check it out, but I'm not feeling extremely charitable at the moment. I'll just resize them myself, perhaps. Might I suggest an edit function for these editless sections in the absence of automatic resizing or positioningof these photos by the website itself? I suppose I grew lazy by sucking from the corporate teet of of other overacheiving webforums. I apologize.


Use whatever method you'd like to resize your photos, so long as you just fuking do it.

Might I suggest that you quit acting like a fuking 12 year old in expecting the world to bend to your needs.

kthxpoop

Issues? Nah. Just trouble with suffering idiots lightly.
 
 
baesparzaThu Aug 10
 
I might say the same to you, Clav. I suppose mama didn't raise you to err on the side of grace first. A kind word would have been nice. I did resize the picture to better respect the parameters of your web community. I have never been confronted with the issue of resizing like this before. Not everyone was birthed into the world with all the knowledge you posess. Are you a frustrated middle manager?
 
 
SexNinjaThu Aug 10
 
Quiet, beachgoat.
 
 
truenativeThu Aug 10
 
I kind of like the Cubicle to Closed Office w/ door conversion done with cardboard. There have been times in my working life where that would seem like a promotion
 
 
uartThu Aug 10
 
:( everyone missed the important part of these comments... SIDECHAIN HAS ARRIVED! Welcome.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeThu Aug 10
 

I might say the same to you, Clav. I suppose mama didn't raise you to err on the side of grace first. A kind word would have been nice. I did resize the picture to better respect the parameters of your web community. I have never been confronted with the issue of resizing like this before. Not everyone was birthed into the world with all the knowledge you posess. Are you a frustrated middle manager?


Look, this isn't RAINBOWZ.COM. You seem hell-bent-for-leather to decorate the place with flowers and doillies and pretty ponies and Sparklemotion and whatnot, but I'm doubtful that's going to happen. You're entering a well-established community that is unlikely going to change to suit your needs. That leaves you with a couple of options:

1. Join in, hurt some feeling, and have a good time.
2. Keep trying to swim upstream and getting your eDick kicked in.
3. Lurk back underneath whatever rock (hudson?) you you came from.

I'm seriously hoping you pick option #1. Too many people walk in here, get blindsided, and run back to mom's soft comforting bosom. Maybe you've got the stones to stick around. We'll see.

As for your mad img skillz, Vas (rather graciously) tried to give you the 411 on how to do it here. Your response? 'Go fuk self, and while you're at it, change the way your site handles me posting my big stupid pictures.' Grace? Are you fuking kidding me?
 
 
qwertyFri Aug 11
 
unicornrainbowkisses.com roxz0rz don't speak ill of it.
 
 
baesparzaFri Aug 11
 
Well, guess what I did read the FAQ and found that it didn't answer all my questions. I didn't think that I was gonna get the warm fuzzy touch, that's not why I am here. But honestly, if you all are so clannish here, why do you make it so easy to join yet leave the newbie with a dearth of helpful information. And, if this is a community then I have every right to ask for features that would be helpful to me. I did figure out how to resize my photo because Vas mentioned the parameters, not at all because you were helpful in any way. I'm gonna be ridiculed for not mind-reading your group think? If you are truly sated by the knowledge that you and your ilk are teflon and the rest of us are the unwashed then have the balls to say so.

Also: 1) If you were paying any attention, I'm not into boobies, unless they are MAN boobies, and then I say I am a leg man.
2) I will take out anyone who waves a rainbow flag in my face. I'm sick of that shit. Rainbow shit IS for 12 year olds.

You never answered my question, are you a frustrated middle manager?
 
 
vasudevaFri Aug 11
 
This isn't going very well, is it?

THIS JUST IN: LINKSWARM, STINGY WITH THE HAND-HOLDING AND UNFAIR TO HUMANITY.
 
 
baesparzaFri Aug 11
 
*sigh* yes and it doesn't swallow
 
 
LORDKAHUNAFri Aug 11
 
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
 
 
sidechainFri Aug 11
 
...

... Thanks for trying, uart.

Oh, and BTW, argument for argument's sake is all very well and good, and I support the idea whole-heartedly, but there does come a point...
 
 
LORDKAHUNAFri Aug 11
 
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