What I'd like to see is for one of these crapfactories to launch a 'Won't Drop Your Fuking Call Every Time You Fart, Walk Past A Tree, Move From One Room In Your House To Another, Drive Faster Than 37 Miles Per Hour, Fantasize About Boning Your Neighbor's Wife, or Change Isles At The Supermarket' network.
They could call it the WDYFCETYFWPATMFORIYHTADFT37MPHFABYNWoCIATS-MAX Network for short. Hell, if they can create such a network, I'll let 'em have the name for nothing.