The quick-thinking Mr. Cardoso put the shake machine's 220-volt power cord in his mouth and announced, 'I'm going to kill us all.' When he bit into the electrical cord, the dog and three officers received electrical shocks.
I don't understand at what point this man thought throwing handfulls of milkshake would be beneficial to his cause. Not to mention everything else about the story.
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