barely news. this is temporary only.

And word around the campfire is Raoul is a bigger hardass than Fidel. My dream of walking into my local tobbaconist's shop and securing some Partagas Cubano's seems less and less likely.

Nah, the cubans want to enter into the 19th century, that takes dinero.

This guy's presence hurts so many Americans feelings for some reason lol, I think Castro is smart tho in tha fact that he keeps their culture theirs. Nations are lickin they chops wantin to rape Cuba.

And Puerto Rico is a sovereign nation, right? Please, share more of your unique gangster wisdom, peebo.

lol gangster wisdom? You people really dont understand any views other than tha white one huh, anything else is gangster or hip hop or some shit to yall. Rico is a sovereign nation to all Boriqua no matter how many invisible lines you draw on a map. Ever been to PR homie?

yeah homie!!!

How is visiting PR necessary? What, it's so delightful there that of course full sovereign independence is transported on the sugar cane mist suffusing the morning air, like a sunshiney tropical promise of impending nationhood?

I lived there for years. Have you? Or did you visit it once and stay with a grandmother and have a really awesome week and someone got you drunk on Bacardi and holy shit the plaintains and now you're all down with yo caribe peeps 4eva?

It doesn't take moving there to figure out that they use American money, that their retail is full of Coke and Gap and J Crew, that they rely on tourism from America and Europe to power their economy, or that they sell the overwhelming majority of their goods to non-Caribbean importers. And by all appearances, this is how most of the islanders like it.

Sovereign nation your wanna-be ass. They can't even figure out which direction they want to go in. They keep voting on whether they should become a full state of the US, stay a commonwealth of the US, or become an independent nation, and they haven't come to a consensus yet apart from a lackluster 'No Change' majority. So I'd say that the hard statistics show something less than one in three of the citizens voting agree with your statement that the island is or should be a sovereign nation.

And that's even with trying real hard to get out the vote -- those little cars with the PA systems mounted on top, driving around the suburbs bullhorning their political messages night and day.

So I'm still trying to figure out how any part of your posts on this make any fucking sense other than imparting a kind of Hallmarky wistful sentiment about how you wish things were.

In the meantime, keep typing in ebonics and complaining that you're getting pigeonholed, you silly krunk-mule.

I for one want the rape the fuck out of Cuba

me too, i'll bring the roofies.

and I'll buy the drinks.

This guy's presence hurts so many Americans feelings for some reason lol

You ever meet a Cuban American? They aren't fond of Castro, to say the least. Just because you're kind of Puerto Rican doesn't mean that you know anything about Cuba (or apparently Puerto Rico).

Hey, lets be nice to HuwanTestmi. He's obviously a hardcore 'Boricua,' his ebonics are perfectly spoken, and that IS the native language of the Puerto Ricans, RIGHT?

He's Puerto Rican AND black, which means he smells like week-old chili and he hates hisself.

Factor in that he's from Kentucky, and...

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...hilarity ensues.

10-4 on the Partagas podna.

I'm sure American Cubans wan be able to get Castro out so they family members there can blow money in malls an see ronald mcdonalds ass slangin burgers on evry corner of havana. shit im sure those native Cubans would love if those casinos opened back up an trump started building golf courses an resorts all across evry beach so abercrombie clad assholes can smoke cubanos an lay they pastey asses in tha sun. lol

Your point, sir?

The point, Mr. Ragoo, is quite obviously LOL. An abstruse point indeed.