Lucifer's Lexicon has style, also.
'# Agriculture, n. The cultivation of legislators to raise subsidies; pillage in the name of tillage.
# Anti-Semite, n. 1. One who hates Jews. 2. One who is hated by Jews.
# Government of Laws, n. A government of lawyers.
# Individualism, n. A doctrine antithetical to individuality, though it is the least unrealistic form of collectivism.
# Intellectual Ammunition, n. Verbal bullets for Objectivists who want to shoot their mouths off. Blank-out cartridges.
# Limited Government, n. Limited robbery, limited slavery, and limited murder. Partialitarianism. Aynarchy.
# Objective, adj. In accord with the subjective feelings, opinions, or prejudices of an Objectivist.
# Single-Taxer, n. One who advocates one tax too many.
# Total Depravity, n. In Calvinism, the tendency of human nature to turn away from Calvinism.
# War on Drugs, n. A war to make the world safe for alcoholism.
# Yahweh, n. Not my way.'
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