Asshat Reacts To Onion Abortion Article, Satire Sensors Failing
217 comments. Late to the game. You'll have to use ASCII art.

by vasudeva 1400 Reads
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Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Jul 11
 
BEST COMMENT YET:
I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
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mundhraTue Jul 11
 
Either way, I think I did a good job of turning the “satire” right back at them, don’t you?

absolutely not, you fucking jabbering moron.
 
 
JohnLeninTue Jul 11
 
Its moments like this that bring a happy little tear to the dry corner of my eye.
 
 
LownotesTue Jul 11
 
This verifies my long-running hypothesis that this country is not divided into red and blue states, or right and left-wing politics but simply into people with and without a sense of humor. Seriously, think about it. Every evil fuck I can think of has a non-functioning chuckle lobe.
 
 
PJP56Tue Jul 11
 
Zealots and understanding satire
A nice segue into more comedy
 
 
dinozoaTue Jul 11
 
Lownotes: You're wrong here, so wrong even you must know it. I'm actually considering that you're lying through your teeth right now, ignoring all the republicans you know with senses of humor.

The idea that we are different from our the evil fucks, that there is a red-blue divide, a right-left divide, is what the establishment wants you to think. We are not our enemy, the system is our enemy. People like this pro-lifer are a system, not a cause.
 
 
lownotesTue Jul 11
 
Have you ever seen Hitler's standup? It was awful.
 
 
DumbskullTue Jul 11
 
He had' em rolling on the floors at Auschwitz-Birkenau!
 
 
fastlaneTue Jul 11
 
Did somebody say ASCII.

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nocalTue Jul 11
 
I think maybe this guy played a good joke on all those outraged commentors. Check out the headline to his blog about the 'monthly call to life.' I think he means the period. It's a vagina joke, maybe? This wouldn't be the first time someone writes some shit they don't believe in their blog.
 
 
uartTue Jul 11
 
don't ruin it for us, nocal.
 
 


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