An old-school repeat, but cool enough for a second round. Was already in my clipswarm, I think.

Innaresting.

One time a friend and I were bored and decided to go test drive a car, just for shits n' grins. So we go down to the GMC dealer and say we want to try on a Denali. We sign all the paper work and I get behind the wheel. While I'm driving salesdude goes through his whole pitch, complete with the trite 'What can I do to get you in this car today?'.

'Nothing' was my answer. 'I have no money'.

'Seriously?'

'Yeah, I have four bucks in my bank account'

Poor salesdude looked like he was going to explode right there on the leather seating. . .

USE TEH INTARNETS 4 HAGGELL LEV3RAGE!!

There I saved you the hour and a half of reading.