Silly Man Thinks He Can Quit American Online
An incredible video from CNBC shows an AOL customer trying to cancel his account, but a phone rep won't let him do it.

by freakbass 1876 Reads
on Wed Jun 21 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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PhLebasWed Jun 21
 
A buddy of mine canceled his service a year ago. He had the account set-up on autodraft (this is the part where you question his bookkeeping prowess) and has been billed for the service ever since. He just noticed the charges last month. He called and was told that the service was cancelled, but the billing was not due to some error. My friend now faces an up-hill battle to get his skrilla back.
 
 
AcidburnWed Jun 21
 
Yo can't leave AOL. AOL pwns you niggas! Kinda like welfare. Once your on it your on it for life
 
 
trickyThu Jun 22
 
the 'watch video' link requires an extra '.com' to work
 
 
dqhamThu Jun 22
 
http://63.209.191.205/~f8putfi/videos/16407473559.mp3
 
 
jwalkerThu Jun 22
 
I signed up for a 1-month free trial, so I could try their music service. Of course it sucked, but when I called to cancel the conversation was very similar to this tired episode. The guy was all like I was hurting his feelings n'shit.
 
 
Senor_SmokeThu Jun 22
 
That dude needs the shit slapped out of him.
 
 
truenativeThu Jun 22
 
so here is a question... I just switched my GF to Cable from AOL. Is there any way she can keep her oh so valuable screen names when she cancels? I know I have had the same AIM screen name for years and have never been an AOL customer.
 
 
uartFri Jun 23
 
'I'm just trying to help you...'

What the motherfuck was that about...
 
 
uartFri Jun 23
 
Truenative,

just have her sign on to AIM with the same old AOL username and password, it should work. Also, if she wants, she can sign up at AOL.com for a 'free email address' and actually keep all of her AOL acct. email without paying for the AOL service.
 
 
wolferFri Jun 23
 
they kept sending me 'account closing' mail stating that if we didnt pay our bill they were going to close the account. We never had an account with AOL. I would call and be like 'we dont have an avvount with you' and they would say 'what your S.S.# and we will check your account. I was like fuck you. This went on for a year. It was always a pakihandi dude too.
 
 


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