This faggot either gets paid to submit these, or has very narrow browsing habits.

On the other hand, I'm not fuking made of wood, people.

He said 'wood'.

he said 'paid'.

he said 'hand'.

He said 'penis'

Most importantly, I said 'dicknose.'

I most certainly would hit it, perhaps twice.

heh heh huh heh wood heh heh

'I most certainly would hit it, perhaps twice.'

No silly wabbit, the proper statement is 'I most certainly would let her do me, perhaps twice.'

I wouldn't refuse her the usage of my penis. Nor would I offer it to her.

I find her delightful.

Like a firecracker painted up like a cute little bee.

A bee I want to knock out the yellow sky with a well-placed salvo of tadpole-sized sperm, ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK.

Mila Kunis: 'FYI...I am NOT a huge star.'

Thanks for clearing that up LOL !

Personally, I think the big red-haird Amazon girl is better looking.

Yup... Felonious Muppets dig scary amazon redheads

I found her more hot when I imagined her as a 12-15 year old in that 70's show. Now that she's older jerking off seems fake and shallow.

12-15? woah woah woah! that's too old.

I'd rather fuck Meg.

Macauly Culkins squeeze.

You can get paid for submitting links? WOOhoo Im quitn work tomorrow