First Cervical Cancer Vaccine Is Approved
Now your lady can smoke cigs with the beef curtains worry free.

by MrJingles 1604 Reads
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DisgruntledSat Jun 10
 
DONT GET IT ON YOU
 
 
SexNinjaSat Jun 10
 
OH SHIT

I JUST DIPPED MY BALLS IN IT
 
 
truenativeSat Jun 10
 
I think the same Virus causes Genital warts, wonder if the vaccine prevents that as well?
 
 
lilbabypissmouthSun Jun 11
 
To stop any misinformation that may be about to spread (no pun intended):
Human papillomavirus (HPV) covers more than 100 different strains or types (causing any type of skin wart, in general - HELLO PLANTAR!!). Most people who become infected with HPV won't have any symptoms and will clear the infection on their own (but not the virus).

So let's talk about the sex kind:
'More than 30 of these strains are sexually transmitted and they can infect the genital area of men and women including the skin of the penis, vulva (area outside the vagina), or anus, and the linings of the vagina, cervix, or rectum.
Some of these viruses are called 'high-risk' types, and may cause abnormal Pap tests. They may also lead to cancer of the cervix, vulva, vagina, anus, or penis. Others are called 'low-risk' types, and they may cause mild Pap test abnormalities or genital warts.

Approximately 20 million people are currently infected with HPV. At least 50 percent of sexually active men and women acquire genital HPV infection at some point in their lives. By age 50, at least 80 percent of women will have acquired genital HPV infection. About 6.2 million Americans get a new genital HPV infection each year.'

So to sum up:
Ever had a wart? You have HPV!
Girl comes home with an abnormal pap smear? Get on her, to get frequent paps so that it doesn't develop into cancer or warts. And don't freak--you probably already have it, and you will never know who gave it to whom. It very, very rarely causes cancer in men; if you(male) ever find out, it'll be because you find a purty lil cauliflower on your cock (or sac or anus).

It doesn't cause any real health issues (just the social stigmata) unless it goes unmonitored. Just like most afflictions, you let it go, it kills you in the end; there is no reason to die from it except laziness.

Maybe now we should take about herpes?
 
 
lilbabypissmouthSun Jun 11
 
Aka, ever had a cold sore or a fever bilster (on the outside of the mouth)?
You have HERPES!! (not the space kind).
Sunny77 nothing to be ashamed about...
Oral (good) or genital (bad) herpes, they are pretty much one in the same...it's just the preference of residence that society cares about...
 
 
JohnLeninSun Jun 11
 
There is no 'Good' herpes
 
 
vasudevaSun Jun 11
 
Clearly, you have never been to Europe.
 
 
SillyRabbitMon Jun 12
 
all I read was 'vaginal and vulvar lesions'.
 
 


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