Why do people think sites like that are valid news sources? And why is it popping up here?

When have we ever been about valid news? Or, when have we ever not been about valid news?

I hope I've both confused and educated you.

Also, while I'm bringing you up to speed on the working of Linkswarm, inc., I should let you know that the founder of this website is a dick who hates jesus, puppies, and being 'real.'

FYI neogeosnake, 8BM is an established weird news blog that's usually very good at referencing it's articles (granted, not in this case). Fair enough it's not a primary source, but then neither's your AIDS-infested momma (^_^)

This link title made me laugh, despite lefen's warning... until I actually read it, and then somewhere around line 3, the funny kind of got extinguished. Maybe the bit about asking the kid to open her mouth is visual enough that you actually have to imagine a realistic scenario, and not a jizz bandito running around zapping people with sperm from a little plastic ray-gun.

Also, sexninja: you've left out several of my high Internet crimes, such as playing fast and loose with textwars and link approval/editing scandals.

Good call on the jesus puppies though.

I just wanna know where he got a fish shaped squirt gun.

I'm more curious about where he got all that semen.

^ no you're not ;)