She should stop whining and just buy the little fucker something.

Nerd Rage ahoy! The comments at the bottom are the best.

Apple stores are horrible places. They have this elitest attitude, like they're trying real real hard to live up to the 'genius' status printed on their t-shirt uniforms.

I got an Apple I-Pod shuffle (free at a company event - wouldn't have paid for one), and it didn't work, so I went to the Apple store. We were the only customers there, and I told the guy at the 'genius bar' the problem, but had us sign in at the computer at the other end of the store (which told me it could be a half-hour wait), then about ten minutes later one of their 'geniuses' finally wandered out of the back and asked me again what the problem was, disappeared for another ten minutes trying to see if he could replace a part (solid-state, 2cent board - just replace the damn thing), before giving up and replacing the damn thing. Should have taken 5 minutes.

The replacement stopped working after three days.

Cry me a fucking river. She could have saved everyone, including herself, a lot of energy if she had done the adult thing and asked to speak to the store manager. Either she was too lazy to try, or her first thought was 'Hey, I've got a blog. I'll flame these fukers without having to go face-to-face, and then they'll be sorry (and maybe more people will read my blog).'

she should have used a condom

He didn't complain, but when I took him and his siblings two stores down to the play area, he just sat on the little blue car and stared right ahead, not pretending to drive. Not typical.

systematically plotting the slow torture death of one apple store employee.

What in the FUCK does a five year old need a goddamn laptop for?
Dumb cunt.

Another case of more money than sense.