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What a fucking crybaby.
I am guitarjon and I approve this message
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| | | '...linkswarm ain’t no FARK.'
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| | | does he even get traffic on that site other than us making fun of him? | | | |
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| | | Does this mean we'll never get to hear what the trees had to say? | | | |
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| | | Like Linkswarm
More like Linkswarm
Really like Linkswarm
Linkswarm on crack
He loves us; he loves us not... cute and creepy. | | | |
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| | | Wotak = Cocksmoking 2 face hypocrite
Signed 'The other Fat canadian'
May I ask why he is pulling a ninnyfit? | | | |
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| | | YES! YES! yes?ok?
haha...u turnip fuker..WOTAK! frans has been waiting in the wings livin la vida spicy just so he could save all his love for u...ok? NEXT WE FUK LIKE TEENAGE BANSHEE MONTIGUE AND CAPULET! YES? WE ARE SWARMCROSSED LOVERS..OK? HAHA..KEVIN A TOWELL...FRRANS KNOWS U ARE THE ALL TIME LINKSWARM TANK JOB..YES?!....HAHAH...(FRANS CUT TO DAYDREAM MEMORY SEQUENCE ALLEDGIDALLY):
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*FRANS WALKS IN TO SSEXY ROOM FILLED W/ GOOK INSCENT SMOKE*!
*FRANS SEE'S FUKING MASSAGE TABLE AND LAYS DOWN IN LOVELY ANTICPATION COCK MODE*
*THEN WOTAK'S LOVELY WIFE WALKS INTO THE SEXUAL HAPPY ENDING ROOM WITH HARDCORE OILS AND STRONG HAND FOR FRANS..YES?*
*'UUUUHHHHGGG! FAT BACK! uUHHG! YEES!' FRANS FUCKING MOANS IN DELIGHT AS WOTAK'S WIFE JERKS FRANS' CORNDOG TO A HAPPY ENDING ALL OVER FRANS' STOMACH*
*FRANS YELLS,' KEVIN!!!! KEVIN!....A TOWELL, PLEASE KEVIN WHERE ARE U, FAGGOT?...A TOWEL! KEVIN ATOWELL!*
*WOTAK COMES SCOOTERING OUT A HATCH IN THE FLOOR WITH A TOWELL..HE GENTLY WIPES ALL THE CUTE LITTLE DICK DROPPINGS OFF OF FRANS, THEN QUICKY LEAVES THE ROOM TO SERVICE HIS OWN CUSTOMERS*
*FRANS PAYS WOTAK'S WIFE 2 DOLLARS FOR SAID MASSAGE...SHE REFUSES PAYMENT..SHE REVEALS SHE WORSHIPS FRANS' COCK AND WANTS THE PAYMENT OF A PROPER FUCKING*
*FRANS FUKS HER*
(9 MONTHS LATER)
*WOTAKS WIFE GIVES BIRTH TO FRANS' BABY BOY THAT WOTAK RAISES AS HIS OWN*
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yes! haha! yes...frans misses yr seman custodial services to linkswarm...dont watse yr drama on frans u fuking faggot..dont waste yr stupid time on that lonely abomination of a website...just keep caring..ok?
thank u
frans
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| | | ARGGG THOSE FILTHY CRETINS CHEWING ON THEIR BUCKETS OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND EATING CHIPS BY THE ASSHOLEFULL WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE THEM ARGG
ARRGG THOSE ELITIST PRICKS SITTING IN THEIR FILTHY HOUSES-NO WAIT-RATHOLES, HAHA, YES, RATHOLES! WEBSURFING THEMSELVES INTO COMAS ARRGG (I'm being ironic!) | | | |
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| | | Oh my . Wotak continues to wotak, long after his swarmdeath.
I have to assume he saw ghostrider's journal from a million years ago that some random human bumped up today, read my months-old Klingon comment gracing the picture of his lumpy head, and tore his panties off in an ecstasy of gonna-get-you-sucka fury. Then? He blogged about it, with some ancient Web insult-cliches about potato chips, mom's basement, and Mountain Dew.
What's funny is that last time he came around, he thought Fark was uncool. Now he thinks Fark is cool and LinkSwarm is poop. I never put any stock whatsoever in Wotak's wotakky opinion, but it's kind of surprising to see that Wotak doesn't either, especially considering his legendarily retard-high opinion of himself.
Capturing this for posterity since he likes to play revisionist with his posts.
Incidentally, Imageshack has been very flaky lately. We may need to start searching out other trustable large permanent image hosts so that we can deepfreeze this type of dipshit shenanigans and share them with our children.
Also incidentally, I would rather this were a forum post than a link. (Not sure why. Better commenting controls, I suppose?) | | | |
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| | | With proper care, that grain of sand could turn into a pearl. | | | |
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| | | Fucking wotak robbed me of my 1337 link submission rate, DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL WOTAK! | | | |
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| | | He still has the linkswarm link on the side. | | | |
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| | | No, that's wotak being oh-so-clever -- the link goes to Swarm, one of those mostly pointless graphical tentacle browsing things | | | |
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| | | GDR: no, I think you mean a sandy shitraisin | | | |
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| | | Oddly enough he makes fun of people hanging out on the web, but he runs a website, and an extremely shitty one. | | | |
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| | | Talk about a battered cunt in a rape blizzard.
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| | | Mighty Donkey of the swamp has been awakened. And he's grumpy. | | | |
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| | | Is he some ex-linkswarm guy who had a great battle and is now banished and bitter? | | | |
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Clavis called it right back in the day. | | | |
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| | | HAHA! +3 gold stars for GDR | | | |
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| | | This is truly a grate day for all. Topping this link for quality. | | | |
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| | | I've done some htaccess muckery -- rather like in the Paris Hates Niggers bit that Wotak dutifully copied from me in every possible way, down to the black-man-with-cock-in-mouth -- to ensure that anyone clicking his link to LS gets redirected to this page.
Disclaimer: in the last 9 hours, his site has sent a whopping 20 hits to LS that weren't me testing this redirect, and I'll bet half of those are you guys, so I imagine this trick is only good for about 10 more people until Wotak figures this out sometime tomorrow afternoon.
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Wotak was rude to me once | | | |
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| | | Wotak:
05-27-2005 at 01:10 pm
I've been watching this site for quite a while now and finally decided to take part. Seems like a cool community and the content is always excellent.
05-29-2005 at 02:23 pm
I'm impressed. I had no idea there was that much traffic on this site. No wonder there's an endless supply of linkage and cool shit....I am humbled by the power of the mighty swarm.
05-30-2005 at 12:34 pm
Considering I've been using the swarm to help me find funky content for over a year, I guess it's about fucking time I gave a bit back.
06-24-2005, 11:19 am
...and there's nothing wrong with a little venting. If you don't like what I write, sod the fuck off and don't read it.
Slobbering fanboy to Grade A shitheel in less than a month. Good job.
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| | | his rant would almost be acceptable if his site didn't completely suck ass.
what a stale boring worthless website. I could not figure out what it is about. music?
when he returns back to highschool in the fall he should develop a theme and upgrade to dreamweaver or something.
Of course, he will still be a whiny pussy.. | | | |
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| | | I demand a wotak catergory! | | | |
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| | | i'm like the out-of-work actor with a single episode contract on CSI. i'm crucial to the plot line, but only to provoke the main characters and perform menial tasks. i just dropped a comment here to forever solidify my name in this stream of fucking gold. good show LK. | | | |
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| | | when he returns back to highschool in the fall he should develop a theme and upgrade to dreamweaver or something.
Sadly, Wotak is in his mid-Thirties.
And a little bit of gay. | | | |
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| | | wotak needs to buy some femwash to clean his hole | | | |
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| | | I missed the whole wotak episode, but his rant makes Baby Jesus laugh! | | | |
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| | | Haha, check this. Wotak has decided to replace every image on his site hyperlinked from LS with this gay MTV thing. Since he's the only one who ever linked to any of his pictures here, it only wipes out his posts.
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| | | I raise my cup and salute Mr. vasudeva. You sir are a clever man. | | | |
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| | | bwahahaha
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| | | I was around yet missed the whole Wotak episode since it was mostly a pathetic creation of his delusional imagination.
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| | | Quote: Dumbskull, 'LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!' | | | |
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| | | Is... is that a humorous and topical b0bo post!? | | | |
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| | | I never paid to much attention to his asshattery, but I will show my support.
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| | | That cat must be excellent at multitasking due to his dual fields of vision.
But the flag pole is his enemy! | | | |
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| | | heh heh ^
Dude...his site is AWFUL. I can imagine the one or two people who accidently stumble upon it must wonder why the hell they were there. Its kinda like making a wrong turn in Oakland. You suddenly find yourself in a really fucking shitty neigborhood and you have to get the fuck out asap. Luckily there are back buttions and pretty little red X's that help me find my way home. | | | |
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| | | In case you were wondering - I AM the baddest motherfucker on the entire internet. | | | |
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| | | fyi, nobody was really wondering. | | | |
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| | | But now you know.
And knowing is half the battle! | | | |
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| | | Untopping this link, which -- I say it with becoming modesty -- is certainly the most traffic Wotak's ever gotten. He'll be sad to see it go, judging by his most recent blog update, which might be worth linking to if I thought any further entertainment would come of it.
Unfortunately, yet again, though he promises great fun in the first round, the return on investment quickly dissolves, leaving you all hyped up and poking the ugly loud kid with the bulging eyeball only to eventually realize he's fallen asleep in his cheerios.
That's when you notice the garish paternal bruises on the slender wrists, and you kind of feel bad inside. | | | |
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| | | omg i hate wotak. at least that big mellow-drama shitheap of BG's wasn't half as bad...shitak puts that episode to shame. | | | |
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| | | In terms of psychic impact, I disagree.
Also, wotak's flailings were shorter-lived and quieter.
We should start charting these things to measure year-over-year performance. | | | |
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| | | more like hour-to-hour. this shitcock is fuking ridiculous. he's just pissed cuz he can't get laid here. by anyone. ever. including the irc bots. | | | |
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| | | also, i was speaking in terms of bullshit annoyance, bc unlike BG's situation, nobody really gives a fuk about wotak's sandy vagina. | | | |
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