What series of events transpired prior to this taking place that made this person thing that THIS was a good idea?
It's things like this that fly right in the face of evolution. If evolution were correct, the human race would have wiped itself out eons ago becasue people are fuking stupid.
I was hoping he would 'expand' and then he would make contact with the blade and then the water would go all red and the clip would end like that. That's what I was hoping.