Geez! welcome to the 1990's! but I have to admit that the best fun is to play with the 'random story' javascript. You stumble across some really fucked up shit like Gilligan's island gay-fan fiction and furry sorcery shit.
The FAQ section is particularly < a href='http://www.asstr.org/files/FAQs_and_Information/How_to_Have_Sex_with_a_Dog.txt'>disturbing/ illuminating.
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
