The "Best Thong-eater:" poll is obviously fixed. A is better by far than B.

dude, you're smoking crack. Thong A suffers from big-ass-disease (white subtype). Thong B is far superior. The poll is not skewed, your perception of thong beauty is :)

Thong B with a bullet.

Thong A is girl-next-door who eats too many Chee-tos and has a few children from different fathers in her future. Thong B is a modestly successful stripper-slash-video-model, with various STDs and abusive partners in her future.

They both sound like shit, sure, but the thing is, with Thong B, if you play your cards right, you get to be one of those abusive partners.

are you people blind? just look at her ass... that's beautiful. damn near perfect. I wanna stick my tongue up in there and wiggle it around until she trembles.

oh and, B... yeah, I guess she's ok... but, she sure as shit ain't no A.

i would not hesitate to stick my dick in either of those asses, but thong b is the only one that would feature prominently in my masturbatory fantasies.

three against one, you lose.

deal with it.

Anything A can do, B can do better.

Furthermore... it's my opinion that the wearer of thong B is cheating. She has obviously undergone some sort of ass cheek augmentation surgery. And, probably went with the cheaper surgeon rather than the more qualified.

B can do ANYTHING better than A...

^ You're obviously a homosexual. ^

He has you there....