Holy shit Africa is a fuked-up place. Goblins, witches, incest, babyfucking mommy-rape, grave-robbing, AIDS AIDS AIDS.

On the up side, they seem to have a lot of sex beasts.

A 35-YEAR-OLD HIV positive sex beast from Plumtree chased and brutally assaulted his 53-year-old mum, before raping her, he has admitted.

Wonder how long he chased her for? bearing in mind shes 53. Mind you, he might have been running all aids-like or something.

The best Zimbabwe news site on the world wide web

Whiskey - Tango - Foxtrot????

he wants leniency becasue he was drunk..

after all, who doesn't want to rape their mom after a few too many??

Motherfucking spearchunker.

' IN a bizarre incident, a Bulawayo man allegedly developed a female genital organ on the right side of his face stretching up to the chest in what is suspected to be a case of witchcraft.'

(LOL + LOL) ^10 + (384,987 x the coefficient of lol)

Somebody I know that grew up in Rhodesia, now Zimbabwe, said (paraphrasing) 'Yep, that's Africa for you. Americans and Europeans just don't get what it's like over there. Weekend fun is getting rip roaring drunk, getting in a fight and hopefully killing somebody from the other tribe.' I <3 first hand confirmations stories.