Man Severs Own Penis, Throws It At Officers
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them - his penis.
by Lownotes 1240 Reads
on Mon Mar 27 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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jwalkerMon Mar 27
 
AAGH!
 
 
AcidburnMon Mar 27
 
I don't think they woyuld notice me throwing my penis at them.
 
 
freakbassMon Mar 27
 
Those cops got dicked! ;)
 
 
cavemanTue Mar 28
 
heeghee..he probaly thought,'I know! I'll cut my dik off and throw it at them and they will leave me alone'
 
 


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