'the first competitor zips himself into what looks like a garment bag, but he is actually demonstrating a cumbersome remedy for people who feel the sudden urge to urinate while, say, standing on a street corner. He calls it “the bladder buddy.”'

I had the sudden urge to urinate on the street corner all weekend.
I call it 'Shitface Drunk'

Simon Cowell makes me ashamed to be English.

I watched two minutes of that show and was ashamed to be human.

^Perversly I find that feeling entertaining. But I doubt I'll watch.

If I were English, I'd be ashamed to be English because of Neville Chamberlain. Or that Brashear fagit.

Martin Bashir? Hes not english, hes black.

haha.

There's only one Master Inventor...

Nikola 'Goldberg' Tesla