Scientology made Shaft a pussy.

Or did pussy make Shaft a Scientologist?

hypocrite

'Soul singer Isaac Hayes said Monday he was quitting his job as the voice of the lusty character 'Chef' on the satiric cable TV cartoon 'South Park,' citing the show's 'inappropriate ridicule' of his religion.'

It's all fun and games until you don't respect his religion. Fuck him than.

Fuck Shaft. Nigga's only good for cartoons anyway.

Richard Roundtree was Shaft, nigers. Issac composed/performed the theme, which won an Oscar.

Hopefully they write him out of the show because a new Chef voice is going to be hard to stomach. :(

Xenu fucked Mother Mary..

Maybe they should bring in a new chef like a dyke or something...

Dudes, the new Chef will sound exactly the same. It's pretty easy to find a similarly-sounding substitute

The links I submit just disappear.

: (

Quit being slow.

And broke. Isn't it about time you leveled up?

No less than four people submitted this at my count, mofo. The first gets the birst.<--(I have no idea)

yay delete button

A dyke Chef is brilliant..

They should kill Chef soon using old snippets of Isaac's recorded dialogue and replace him with a dyke.

Oh, I submitted the day it hit google news. Figured I'd be first.

Or the system is slow.

And I have no CC.

South Park without chef doesn't seem possible

LS without grown men crying about their links doesn't seem possible.

Linkswarm without a skank pussy like yours doesn't seem possible.

MOFO: You need no CC. If you have a bank account, you can open a Paypal account. If you don't have a bank account, you suck at life. In which case, I'd suggest PM'ing Vas, and ask him if he'd be willing to negotiate another method of money transfer. Not sure if he does that kind of thing, but it's worth a shot. Then, you'll begin to suck at life less.

But not by much.

I got a bank account, but seeing as how if you're not over 18, Bank of America kindly askes you to bend over and smile.

And thats about all they do.

haha.. scientology is such a poor excuse for a belief system....will be good to see the chef gone

I hope he takes chocolate salty balls with him

Clavis: Richard Roundtree was Shaft, nigers. Issac composed/performed the theme, which won an Oscar.

Oh. Sorry. You know whites can't tell them apart anyway.

Chef: Suck on my chocolate salty ...

Put 'em in your mouth and suck em!

chocolate salty.... brain, apparently.

South Park really isn't that funny.