The Worst Of Myspace
Guy searches myspace for the worst profiles, displays them, mocks them, then gives you the chance to mock them too.

by tantrum 4068 Reads
on Tue Mar 14 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilTue Mar 14
 
Worst? there is a scale?
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilTue Mar 14
 
And Damn you Sex Nigga Mc Douche!
 
 
SexNinjaTue Mar 14
 
^ANGUISH!

I guess this link proves that all religious chicks are secret whores, which is a good thing.
 
 
LownotesWed Mar 15
   
 
sunny77Wed Mar 15
 
ha ha check out grant's gay ass at mayspace.com/38190438
 
 
sunny77Wed Mar 15
 
*myspace
 
 
vasudevaWed Mar 15
 
Grant is dreamy and a genius!



Hello Sunny77!
 
 
autoshoesWed Mar 15
 
so where's sunny's pimply ass? aren't you going to point us there too?
 
 
SexNinjaWed Mar 15
 
Disastrous.
 
 
DumbskullWed Mar 15
 
Way to go sunny77! You are all growed up and in college and still dating HS boys!

Grant
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 16
Sign: Taurus




 
 
mundhraWed Mar 15
 
Status: Single

oh noes!
 
 
wreckerWed Mar 15
 
Myspace is the seedy underbelly of the intarweb. I try to avoid it all cost.


On a related note: My neighbor brought his daughters computer down to my house and told me that he just found out she had some website up on something called Myspace. He was all freaked out and asked me to get her stuff off the intarweb for him.

I started laughing at him and told him that getting something OFF the internet is like trying to get the pee out of the pool.

He was devastated at learning that.
 
 
truenativeWed Mar 15
 
^^ you can block myspace using the hosts files and ALL the subdomains. I tried blocking IPs but it wasn't as effective. unfortunately I had to figgure this al out for work. PM me if you want the list we use to block users from gettnig on myspace so you can help your neighbor out. Then his daughter can just sneak out the window and blow middle school boys behind the garden shed instead of messing around on myspace.
 
 
vasudevaWed Mar 15
 
Haha. Well-spotted.
 
 
sunny77Fri Mar 17
 
that is not me vas. oh no. i lack myspace, and will never join.
 
 
sunny77Fri Mar 17
 
that is not me vas. oh no. i lack myspace, and will never join.
 
 
sunny77Fri Mar 17
 
fuk! im gonna get it from snigermcd this time... and i know that bitch whitney. skank ass whore, shes had sex with 27 people. nasty slut.
 
 
sunny77Fri Mar 17
 
and no ds we dont date nemore. i got me some fresh 18 year old meat. but were only 3 months apart so i guess im not molestering anybody.
 
 
gagmeThu Jun 01
 
very entertaining!
 
 


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