Look at me, posin' like that picture of my mama!

Pull my finger...no, pull all four.

Hey Rocky..watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

This is how I want your hand up my ass!

He posed like George Washington......

On the one hand, we have irony...

The other dude thinking.' I'd like to slap this fucker right upside his head.'

Guy behind the Prez thinks,

'I hope no one else notices that the wires are sticking out the back of his head'

I think he is doing what we all did when we were kids.. shooting him with imaginary lazer beams from our eyes

Four score and seven years ago... no wait... that's Lincoln...

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.

George Washington

'gentlemen.................take my wife'

'unicorns are wicked rad and tomorrow I'm gonna change the flag to have a unicorn on it..... now shall we eat at the buffet ova here?'

Ebbida-ebbida-ebbida-ebbida THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Repeat after me, �there is no civil war in Iraq.�

'I'd like you meet my personal confidant, advisor, and imaginary friend...'

Pres: 'Dude, you ever just look at your hand. No, I mean really look at it?'

Chertoff: '...'

'And to my right, wearing the green tie....wait, where the fuck did you go?'

'when I want to count to 5, I use this hand.'

'lets play charades! ill start, what famous presedent am i?'

'HAHAHA YOU RETARDS VOTED FOR ME!'

guy behind

'I HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE YOU FUCKER'

'and now, please direct your attention to this angry mob with pitchforks and torches ready to be shoved straight up my ass'

Chertoff: (sigh) I graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School, and that dumb fuck who doesn't know his right from his left is leader of the free world? Oy vey!

And for the people of Iraq, we have these lovely consolation gifts.

Could you please hand me that AstroGlide?

'We've been talking a lot about the War On Tara.. Well, there she is! Stand up Tara!'