Like A Virgin
Cosmetic Virginity - Old sluts can get their vag's patched up so they can re-live their glory days!!!

by wrecker 2236 Reads
on Tue Feb 28 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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bored_at_workTue Feb 28
 
I'm pulling my umbical cord out of deep freeze. I want to re-establish my early relationship with my mom.
 
 
SexNinjaTue Feb 28
 
This is the stupidest thing.
 
 
JohnLeninTue Feb 28
 
You're just upset they can't fix your broken ass-hymen.
 
 
SexNinjaTue Feb 28
 
:*(

WHY DID THAT PERSON HAVE TO TAKE MY INNOCENCE OH GOD MAYBE SURGERY WILL MAKE IT HAPPY AGAIN.
 
 
tankTue Feb 28
 
Proof positive that some people have more money than brains.
 
 
truenativeTue Feb 28
 
Wow, no dumbskull jokes, I'm a little shocked.
 
 
freakmachineTue Feb 28
 
recreational hymenoplasty

excellent
 
 
wreckerTue Feb 28
 
I posted this specificalloy FOR the dumbskull jokes.


You people disappoint me. :(
 
 
DumbskullTue Feb 28
 
I do not think I could aford a patch that big.
 
 
freakmachineTue Feb 28
 
then you should use your cavern for storage of bulky items. the b&c needs a place for his unused tablesaw and whatnot.
 
 
government_death_robotTue Feb 28
 
LOL @ DUMBSKULL.
YOU SO CRAZY.
 
 
boomboomdiggityWed Mar 01
 
why hymen? they need to close up the opening a bit...
 
 
BeachGoatThu Mar 02
 
How do you re-tread an old whore?

Shove in a ham and pull out the bone.
 
 


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