Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.
Reminds me of a video I saw somewhere online where a guy with a bifurcated penis jammed a cooking fork into his nuts and starting sawing them off, but was interrupted by the telephone.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
