where can i get pdf copy of this for personal use?

He really thought about his font usage. That's nice!

'All applications of lube to myself, you, or any object, will done by you.'

Damn Straight!

Dream on, Brother!

Did you notice that when he changed to the fancy opening font, he went from a contract with every clause initialed to just a set of rules? He must have got excited and lost track of what he was doing. He contradicts himself a couple of times too.

man, that gave me a stiffy!

I can't help but suspect that this was a mutually agreed to sub/dom thing that she got tired of before he did.

That's why, women, you don't marry dickheads. :) Why kind of idiot woman would agree to this, anyways?

5)Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of cum, when told to.

ALL HAIL THE FARTMOUTHING LOOPHOLE!

What kind of idiot woman would agree to this, anyways?

and where can I find her?

>> I can't help but suspect that this was a mutually agreed to sub/dom thing that she got tired of before he did.

Finally. Someone who sees this story for what it probably is. And the husband's lawyer has probably warned him to remain mute on the issue - Because D/s (BDSM, etc) is seen to be a psychologically unfit sexual lifestyle, and could possibly harm his case. There's obviously pieces of this story missing. I agree with your sub/dom theory.

He seems to be a little fixated on the anal intercourse. Not that I'm knocking him or anything...

i'll concur with the dom/sub theory as well. thats what i had concluded before i even read your thoughts on it. it's just so obvious, because i can'tthink of any guy that would actually write that up unless there wasa shred of hope that she would comply.

Thats seriously way too specific. My contract would be simpler:

1) You do not have a headache and agree that sexual intercourse will improve your headache if you have one.

That is all.

I don't see the problem with this...all women sign their Wifely Requirements agreement with their men, right?