One more thing...many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don't listen to them, THEY DON'T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to

Totally true; I never listen to women's advice about what they want anymore.

Don't let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Never do shit that a woman asks if you're not having sex with her, unless you're not interested in her in that way. Women who get you to do shit at the drop of a hat don't like you in that way; that's the friend trap. Best advice I ever heard was something to the effect of 'Make yourself look good, and then make yourself hard to find.' They like to chase.

I have to say, this guy is pretty right on about certain stuff. Maybe if/when I'm single again I'll give some of his other stuff a shot.

I'm in no way a Casanova. But when I think back to my relationships, usually the little innitiation dance worked around A LOT of these rules.

I didn't take it seriously at first. I've seen those 'OMG GET CHICKS ON YO DICKS' posts around town, and it's always like 'toss shit in her face then grab her friend's ass while you slip her a Roofie' stuff that makes me chuckle.

But this is pretty true. It's all about taking controll and making them work for YOU.

But he forgot to mention 1 thing...

Random hookups involve A LOT of rejection. I don't follow the practice, but my housemate does and he expects to be shotdown by damn near 3/4 of the bar before a girl even gives him five minutes of her time.

You can't just seduce anything with a nice rack and a cute face. And SOME women I know actually SOMEWHAT understand their emotions on some level, so the amateur hour player party doesn't stick to 'em.

Then again, a woman who understands her emotions is like a 20 year old pig. Sure it's got an amazing personality and isn't bacon... and it's also why nobody is willing to stick it and eat it.

You know, I once read an interview with Peter Stringfellow, and they were asking him how an ugly, overweight guy in his 60's is conststantly fuking gorgeous girls in their 20's.

The guy basically said that he knows that he couldn't go out and picup any girl he wanted - he's only percieved as being so successful because he only goes for women who balatently already fancy him. You know what I'm taking about, they telegraph it, like when they constantly look over at you in the club or they'll find any excuse to talk to you at work. So this guy already knows before he's even gone over that the hard work's done. Fish in a barrel.

He's a dick, but he's on the money. I'm almost inspired.

He's right about the techniques; I used similar tactics all throughout my early 20s. But he's no pyschologist/sociologist. He fails to take into account unseen variables in his assumptions.

The reason what he does works can be read in scientific terms in 'The Evolution of Desire' by David Buss.

Geez.... I feel like I should call my mom or something.

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perfect fucking timing for me to find this.

No, the fates are setting you up for failure, Wolverine.