Intelligence Test
A little original 'intelligence test'. Guess the answers, to questions like this: 24 H in a D (24 hours in a day)

by chukpeev 2493 Reads
on Thu Feb 09 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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UglyVaginaThu Feb 09
 
I is dum
 
 
jwalkerThu Feb 09
 
34 DAQ in this ST
 
 
CrackalackinThu Feb 09
 
I detect a pattern. Is chukpeev, in fact, a site promoter/whore?

Because, you know, all these test and quiz sites are bristling with google ads. And I wonder if they just need to get traffic.
 
 
MrJinglesThu Feb 09
 
I got 19, and my self esteem is lower than when I started. I should have just masterbated instead.
 
 
TagnutThu Feb 09
 
23 couldn't be bothered with any more
 
 
Barth1984Thu Feb 09
 
I got 20. I've taken a couple real IQ tests, and despite both having slightly different 'genius' scores, I got 3 points below genius on both.

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santeriaThu Feb 09
 

The only one that I got was '18 Hens on a Giant Chicken'.
 
 
ghostriderThu Feb 09
 
I got a rock.
 
 
santeriaThu Feb 09
 
3 Holes in a Round the World?
 
 
donquixoteThu Feb 09
 
I'm Brick Tamland and people like me because I am polite and rarely late. I also enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Later on a doctor will tell me, '[I'm] what's called 'mentally retarded'.'
- Gotta luv a classic!
 
 
neogeosnakeThu Feb 09
 
That is not an I.Q. test, it's an associative language test. It's biased towards anyone that has previously heard the sayings and has no bearing on I.Q. in any way.
 
 
tantrumThu Feb 09
 
BULLSHIT!

Take a look around, this place is busting at the seams with smart people and this test proves it!1!!11!
 
 
MrJinglesFri Feb 10
 
27 answers

My wife hammered a few out.
 
 
connardFri Feb 10
 
i got 32 just can't figure out the 6th one :(
 
 
vasudevaFri Feb 10
 
I don't think I've seen a reasonable online IQ test yet, and this one certainly doesn't qualify. You're a genius cause you've heard phrases and can recall them? BOLLOCKS.
 
 
JuliusKniplFri Feb 10
 
SMBBD
 
 
tankFri Feb 10
 
Congratulations, Saeg!
Your IQ score is 135
 
 
uartFri Feb 10
 
7
 
 
freakmachineFri Feb 10
 
I figured out two then got bored. I learned that I am lazy.
 
 
LOkiFri Feb 10
 
15 P in a R T
11 P in a F (S) T
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
 
 
santeriaFri Feb 10
 
9 provinces in south africa

I mean, really, is that worth knowing?
 
 


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