I've got a friend living in the Big Sur wilderness that's my moonshiner. My glassblower made his still, so my hooch is free for life. I get about a quart twice a year, which is MORE than enough. He also hunts (poaches) turkey and deer, mines gold and jade, grows dope, and keeps two trailers for 'primitive camping experiences' that bring in about a grand a week each during the tourist season. The best part: the government pays him for being metally disabled. He can't be prosceuted for any of it because he's legally crazy. If you ask me, we're the crazy ones; he's got it made.
