This is why we need after-school programs. These little pricks need to be distracted.

I wonder less about the specific content of the essay than about what this child expected to happen after he submitted his work. If he had enough presence of mind to write an entire essay, surely he knew there would be consequences beyond a good/bad grade. Or am I crediting the human race with too many virtues again?

Everyone on his wish list is everyone we love to hate.

hmmmm..teh swarm is strong in this one.

yay, liberalism is spreading to the children

sounds like normal teen angst to me...

Only 7th grade. Wise beyond his years.

Got what he deserves. He was careless and/or probably wanted to cause a stir by getting caught. Bravo to the Attention Whore.