*MOUTH AGAPE*

WHOA!

*SHUTS MOUTH QUICKLY*

OH. NO. HE. DIDN'T...

DAMN SON.

Why?

What's even weirder is the penis cult members CONGRADULATING him on that huge piece of tripe.

This idiot will never have penetrative sex again. Darwin was right.

Not only his cock, but his lips and ass too. If you continue to read, you hear how the silicone can harden up in spots. I think my PP just puked.

I think thats just over siliconed pussy lips.

god, and I thought that my genitals were unatractive.....

Wait a minute, who said his genitals are unattractive ? I DINT HEAR NOBODY SAY THEY WERE UNATTRACTIVE !

holy shit, that is unnecessary

Whatever floats your boat ghostrider........

What a dumbass

I wonder how it works when he has to wizz.

I hungry for baked potato.

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

hahahhaa lownotes

When the sysmptoms of silicone poisoning set in, he is going to be to sick to care how big and fancy his cock and balls are.

When the sysmptoms of silicone poisoning set in, he is going to be to sick to care how big and fancy his cock and balls are.

He claims that he was hostpitalized for pneumonia, that then doctors concluded that it was silicone poisoning, but that he doesn't seem to believe it. I mean, I don't get what could possibly be so far-fetched about the idea.

My question: how the fuck does he wear pants?

How does he wear pants???? get some Hammer Pants!

I love how he acts offended that the doctors are taking notice of his GROTESQUE nuts.

itdoesn't even look like a penis.

There's 'self abuse' , and apparently there's just fuckin' whacked,too.

It looks like a tumor, and my guess is, its not going age well