Wing Po Tell: They ain't gettin' my apple! or Good advice: Just don't stand.

Fucking Ben finds his forte in life.

Detention in a Korean high school.

Fighting overpopulation one draftee at a time.

"You have nothing to worry about, kid. The first person to shoot you loses."

"Dude, can you hurry it up? My arms are tired from holding this and I'm late for my knife-throwing job. They're putting me against the amateur's board tonight and "Shifty McWiggles" is throwing, I can't miss it."

In reviewing the bizarre practices of this infantile seventh-world toy-civilization, few things stand out like their petty, crude punishment system. Forced to defecate in public while fully clothed and holding a rather amusing "Kick Me" sign, this characteristically vacant-faced worker bee surely didn't last long in the summer heat. Fascinatingly cruel, this explains their eventual yet meteoric plummet into genomic obscurity.