Lesson learned: Peyote is O.K. Right. I'm off to the Arizona desert.

I just wonder why they're wasting perfectly good drugs on spiders

Hahaha

I like the caffeine one because it's arguabley the most messed up web, and yet caffeine is the a legal drug. Same goes for the sleeping pill one. These spiders have shown some enlightenment here. I still fuking hate those fuking creepy crawly fukers, though. Fuck webs.

PS: As a footnote to eharmonic's comment, I'm not all that surprised that the hallucinogen/mind-alterers (mesculine, LSD, peyote) produced an almost-normal looking web. That spider just realized how fuking cool spider webs are to look at, as we all realize when we're tripped out. The one that really amuses me is the marijuana one. That spider got started and was all "Dude.... huhuhuh.... this is like, taking too much energy... let's just give up, man! (a la PCU)" or maybe "Hehehe, dude... didn't I already make that weave? Shit, I did! Hehehehe a'ight, i've got the munchies, i'mma chill and see if this thing catches like, a water buffalo or some shit."

Don't you hate it when the "PS" is longer than the original text itself? :) Gimme a break people, I got spit on by two different types of live shellfish today. :|