Admittedly this has a smaller-than-normal audience, but I could make something up about the Internet empowering local [SOMENOUN]s and you'd be all OH SHIT COOL MEME.
I live in a town with five options: Pizza, Burgers, Mexican, Seafood, or Chinese. I sat for an hour and a half wasting work time reading menus and fantasizing about eating in a big city. I'm WAY hungry now...
Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person. If you logged in, you could comment, you know...
This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.
See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
