26 Foot Turd
I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet.

by lefen 3476 Reads
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sahlgoodeSun Jan 22
 
Frans will beat this record when he finishes his interviews.
 
 
TagnutSun Jan 22
 
Nice going, coz with all that fibe it could of easily ended up as just a pool of diarrhoea
 
 
ghostriderSun Jan 22
 
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK !!!
 
 
anvil_savageSun Jan 22
 
I am finding this slightly Corny..heh.
 
 
government_death_robotSun Jan 22
 
Gross. Especially her face in the second picture.
 
 
freakmachineSun Jan 22
 
'Is it sexy? Yes! Of course!'

Is it me, or is poop really just not very sexy?
 
 
trebleSun Jan 22
 
She won't have to shit for days.
 
 
dooshSun Jan 22
 
who approves this shit?

AHAHAHAHA
 
 
bagobloodSun Jan 22
 
The mother of all turds-(the Daisycutter perhaps)- Check the time, it took over 15mins. She's 'laid' out the challenge though-I'm sure the Japanese have a ministry department working around the clock.
 
 
DonQuixoteSun Jan 22
 
I checked snopes a googled all i could and I can't find anything that reports this as fake or a hoax.

Still not convinced though. Perisalsis should have forced all the feces in her lower intestines into her colon. Then if it sat there for a week she should have developed what is called a 'fecal impaction'. All the fiber and such would have actuallly furthered this process of fecal impaction (which has to be removed surgically).

However, IF this is real... That woman/man is my new personal hero.

One Love,
SFW
 
 
tantrumMon Jan 23
 
This thread is about to reach it's full potential.


 
 
wolferMon Jan 23
 
I think that was a tape worm.

 
 
chronosMon Jan 23
   
 


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