...And Along Came Cannabis
A father snivels a tale of his pothead son.

by BeachGoat 2196 Reads
on Sat Jan 21 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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geazerpleazerSat Jan 21
 
what kind of pussy hallucinates on weed?
 
 
shitboxSat Jan 21
 
Well my greasey fiend....marijuana IS a mild hallucinogen. Put down that mexican brown shit and pick up some mankoosa thunderfuck. You'll be howlin at the moon...and of course still sucking.
 
 
shitboxSat Jan 21
 
I just posted this on their silly limey comments page...they'll never post it so here...

Recent studies suggest that marijuana use in teens can cause long term damnage. It suggests that marijuana(cannabis)or more specifically, Delta 9-THC, when introduced into a brain that has not fully developed, can cause lasting effects to the brain. However, there is no evidence suggesting that a fully developed adult brain has any negative effects that don't go away after the drug is discontinued. Please, there are far more harmful chemicals of abuse out there to demonize, like alcohol.

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BeachGoatSat Jan 21
 
(to the tune of Joan Osborne's 'What If God Was One of Us?')

If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy His story?
Would you believe
He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a Tie-died micro bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the beginning
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did He put them there
For Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry
For the apple that the snake
Was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you suppose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus?
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think He rolls his own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne

And when the Saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

Listen to it here.
 
 
lonelyastronautSat Jan 21
 
i'll smoke one whilst listenin to this.
 
 
dragonstaffSat Jan 21
 
We had an apprentice at work ( he got the boot last week ) who started smoking when he was 12 or 13, and his head was totally fucked up. I mean this kid was just plain stupid. ( He got even more stupid after a smoke, which he did at lunchtime quite regularly, no-one would work with him in the afternoon, it was too dangerous ). The adults I know who smoke up function quite normally though, even those who have been smoking for 30 years.
 
 
trebleSat Jan 21
 
if that kid had a total mental breakdown, then he was doing some heavier shit then just weed. i don't care what his father thinks.
 
 
wolferSat Jan 21
 
^^^ I agree. Its bullshit. The kid is on other shit. Maybe there are some people that it effects differently but the majority rules. Alcohol and prescribed drugs are far more worse and kills more per year then weed, in fact have you ever heard of anyone getting ded from the weed....NO.
 
 
breezysummerdaySat Jan 21
 
..dad must of had a brush with mj....tippy toes
 
 
SillyRabbitMon Jan 23
 
Lasting effects on an undeveloped brain ?
Well I'm fucked.
 
 


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