Huge Bitch
She eats half a schoolbusload of children for breakfast (to fill her lifevoid)

by LORDKAHUNA 2056 Reads
on Fri Jan 20 2006 Add to your ClipSwarm
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SexNinjaFri Jan 20
 
The way they acted was odd... I kept expecting huge girl(?) to shove tiny AZN up her vagina.

Imagine my disappointment.
 
 
ragooFri Jan 20
 
I can't figure out why this so-called 'woman' needs to wear high heels.
 
 
LownotesFri Jan 20
 
High heels suggest a woman's feet are delicate, submissive, and destabilized.

High heels stand wearers precariously up on their tiptoes, thus shifting the body's center of gravity forward and causing a compensatory forward lean.

The ass, already prominent by primate standards, protrudes an additional 25%.

Heels make feminine legs seem longer in proportion to body size and, through the zoological principle of mimicry, more like the slim legs of teenage girls. (Anthropologists have determined that female bodies attain their peak of allure in the late-teen years.)

Heels beget shapely legs as both heads of the calf (or gastrocnemius) muscle contract to slim and firm the back of the lower leg, and the ankle rides prominently high in the shoe itself.

So powerful are their messaging features that, despite health warnings and the specter of bunions, high heels are not likely to appear on the endangered-shoes list. In 2005, according to an APMA estimate, 72 percent of American women wear high heels--39 percent on a daily basis.)

-all above paraphrased from the work of Dr. David Givens at the Center for Nonverbal Studies in Spokane, Washington
 
 
tantrumFri Jan 20
 
haha.

HEY LOOK AT ME, I'M HUGE BITCH. I CAN ALMOST TOUCH THE CEILING!

hey look at me, i'm small bitch. i don't even come close to touching the ceiling.
 
 
vasudevaFri Jan 20
 
Camera rolling... ok, reaction!

'Woo. Geeeze. Oh my goodness.'
 
 
dragonstaffFri Jan 20
 
It is not that she is that big, the little one is that fucking small. She is only 4' or so tall and in proportion. Look at the post on the stairs in relation to them. Huge bitch is only 6'2' or so including heels.
 
 


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